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Roger That

Writer's picture: Professor Brian ThrupieceProfessor Brian Thrupiece

Ms Gwendolyn Hawker-Hunter of 36 The Bunkers, Hangar Lane, Alton St Pancras [address withheld] - great niece of Squadron Leader “Roger” Kite has written asking us to make clear that her great uncle should in no way be confused with serial sex-pest and seventeen times married father of more than 50 children Roger Ring [HERE] - even if their modi operandi were to all intents and purposes identical.


Easily confused: Roger about town [ABOVE] and Roger"in the office" [BELOW] captured at different times in their almost completely separate lives.

To the best of her knowledge the veteran pilot/wing walker and Dorset's most-married man never crossed swords* though they may both have attended a concert party event on 12 June 1944 at DRAF Branscombe.


* Possibly urban slang for two gentlemen urinating simultaneously in close proximity and deliberately “mixing” streams mid flow. The activity, whilst not condoned in the armed forces is not notifiable and certainly not criminal in the legal sense. This is not to be confused with the phrase “pissing in the same pot” which carries different but no less disturbing connotations - especially whilst fighting "jerry".


Ms Hawker-Hunter also advises that she is preparing a new memoir of the Squadron Leader and would be interested to hear from anyone whose life [only] was touched by him. Anyone who was otherwise touched by him and recalls the event with any clarity is advised to contact the Police, Social Services and/or the editor of the Sydling St Nicholas Sun [editor@sydlingstnicholassun.co.uk].


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