At a time when many at the top seem to be losing their rag as well as losing their way*, it's good to be reminded that there is a surefire way to use mind and boy to achieve your life goals.
* See for example the recent spat between Yorkshire Chief Executive Officer Ecky Thump and his Dorset counterpart Vodaphone Zencalm when negotiating a wholefoods export deal. Talk about yoys and prams!
This week sees the return of the Annual Thinking Thrupiece Mindfulness Seminar - the so-called Dorset Davros - a gathering of international thinkers who will debate - always in a spirit of hostile outrage - the great issues of out time. Sessions this year will include:
ramping up conflict in times of uncertainty
the lost art of losing your rag
threat as a tool for international dispute resolution
unpredictability in international conflict and how to exploit it
the art of wrong-footing or how best to embarrass your guest
petulance: a much underestimated asset
conciliation and how to avoid it
explosive rage and how best to deploy it
imposter syndrome: tips for maintenance and improvement
our egos: when and why we need to unleash them
the acceptable face of bullying
childishness: a means to an end
two on one: the art of the pincer movement
forcing your opponent's hand: preparation is essential
diplomatic ambush: the dos and don'ts
saving face: a role for the monarchy
Anyone considering attending is advised to book early whilst their temper tantrum lasts. The organisers accept no responsibility for any outcomes - plausibly or implausibly connected to the effects of tis seminar - including unexpected feelings of calm, loss of rage or unexpected feelings of empthy towards others. If these conditions continue for more than 48 hours, participants are advised to seek professional help and/or visit the United States.
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