This year's eagerly anticipated Christmas Card from the Threadbone Corporation makes for a somewhat grim read: a sober message for sobering times. Famous for always "striking the right note", Mrs Amanda J Threadbone has once again proven herself a woman with her finger on the pulse, possessed of an uncanny ability to read the mood of the nation and focus clearly on what matters to so many top executives.
As the famous Chinese proverb avers: "May you live in financially and socially challenging times but preferably not under the present government" [Tiddle I Po, 3rd DYNASTY].
In Memoria Christmas 2024:
If this Christmas Card has affected you in any way, help is available via our Worldwide Interweb All-Digital Helpline Hotline Chatline: email us at:
iamadistressedexecutive@distressed_executives_r_us.com
Please note that all of our operatives are working from home and will contact you when and if available [and in any case within 3 months or whenever their Peleton subscription expires and/or their ridiculously expensive childcare situation improves].
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