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orinoco gecko
orinoco
The latest stunning home technology from orinoco. The gecko delivers first class sound when streaming music and, at any adult voice command, will answer complex questions from its unrivalled thrupiecedatabank™. Want to know the ethical wait of fluff? Just ask 'Ivanka'! Want to know what's showing on thrupieceinteractive?
Using the latest smart technology as well as the industry benchmark 8 core A7 chipset, the gecko is future looking and future proof. In short, it's the future!future
£129.99
orinoco spot
orinoco
The latest stunning home technology from orinoco. The gecko's little brother the orinoco spot delivers second class sound when streaming music and, at any adult voice command, will sometimes answer simple questions from its unrivalled thrupiecedatabanklite™. Want to know the ethical wait of fluff? Get an orinoco gecko! Want to know whatthe gecko costs? Just ask 'Ivanka'!
Using recent smart technology as well as the 2 core A3 chipset, the spot is just the thing for the cash-strapped would-be trend setter!
£529.99
orinoco smartbook VIII
orinoco
The latest stunning laptop from orinoco, the smartbook VIII is the smallest lightest, least powerful and least versatile portable computer available in the UK. Using recent smart technology as well as the 2 core A3 chipset, the smartbook VIII is just the thing for those who who want to look good at meetings but don't want to do any work.
Voted by What Smartbook VIII Magazine as the best smartbook VIII available this elegant solution to your mobile problems is ideal for students in need of failure to hand in course-work excuses.
Dual Function £329.99
Wi-fi only £299.99
orinoco musepad™ mini
orinoco
The latest stunning musepad™ from orinoco is the perfect solution for all those who need to be connected [intermittantly] whilst on the go. Using recent smart technology as well as the 2 core A3 chipset, the musepad™ comes in wifi only or threadbone narrowband dialup facility [separate contract required] versions.
Voted by What orinoco musepad™ Magazine as the best musepad™ available this makeshift solution to your mobile problems is ideal for anyone who lives in an area with no signal but a good coffee table.
Buy Handset £829.99
Threadbone Contract £69.99 pcm
orinoco smartphone 8
orinoco
The latest smartphone from orinoco and the threadbone narrowband dialup network offers GPRS and emergency signals in several areas of the country. Winner of What Mobile Network Magazine's Most Customer Complaints Awards, the Threadbone network is ideal for those who like to pretend they are talking to non existant friends. The inbuilt 2 core A3 chipset delivers moderately fast wifi interconnectivity and is ideal for those who like their streaming media punctuated by frequent buffering.
Buy Handset £629.99
Threadbone Contract £49.99 pcm
orinoco smartphone 5
orinoco
Still available the smartphone 5 from orinoco and the threadbone narrowband dialup network offers GPRS and emergency signals in several areas of the country. The inbuilt 2 core A1b chipset delivers painfully slow wifi interconnectivity and is ideal for those who find the intermittent connectivity of the smartphone 8 too reliable to foo their friends they are actually trying to watch something.
Buy Handset £229.99
Threadbone Contract £19.99 pcm
orinoco phone 1
orinoco
The entry level non|smartphone™ 1 5 from orinoco and the threadbone narrowband dialup network is the perfect solution for those on a small budget with very low expectations, The inbuilt generic electronics the orinoco phone 1features caller dialout and call receipt with the capacity to store up to one number at any one time. Perfect for those who never make or receive calls when away from home
Wifi Version £199.99
Threadbone Contract £13.99 pcm
orinoco brushwood e-reader
orinoco
The orinoco brushwood e-reader is the simple choice for those who prefer to read on the go and hate the inconvenience of conventional heavy paper. With more than a dozen books now available via The Threadbone Press's digital library, readers can choose between crime, children's fiction and culinary bio-ethical classics.
For this month only purchasers of the brushwood e-reader contract option can choose a. freebook from the Threadbone Crimeshelf collection.
£99.99
orinoco mp3 player
orinoco
Experience stunning sound anywhere and everywhere with this versatile music player. With storage for up to 40 songs (or 3 albums) you can take your favourites with you to enjoy whenever you want. In the car or out jogging, this pocket-sized favourite delivers all the punch you would expect from the orinoco stable. A perfect companion for your orinocomusic unlimited subscription, it will afford hours of pleasure at an attractively affordable price.
£59.99
orinoco netcast 2
orinoco
Tired of watching conventional TV in black and white on a 12 x 12 inch screen? Then join the digital revolution by watching television in anamophic digicolour™ via the orinoco netcast 2. Just plug into the usb port on your old-fashined tv, login to the internet and watch steaming video content via thruplayer, orinoco|movies and orinoco music | unlimited. Never miss another episode of Take Your Pick or Dixon of Dock Green, ever again: just settle in for a happy evening's viewing!
£189.99
orinoco THREADPHONES headgear by dr red
THREADBONE |orinoco
The perfect companion for any music source these custom designed THREADBONES over-ear music-cancelling headphones by dr red are precision engineered to give the best frequency response and perfect fidelity across the spectrum. Available in red, cerise and puce, they will match almost any outfit and suit almost any occasion. The perfect conversation stoppers. NEW FOR 2017
£129.99
orinoco THREADPHONES eargear by dr red
THREADBONE |orinoco
The perfect companion for any music source these custom designed THREADBONES inner-ear music-cancelling headphones by dr red are precision engineered to give the best frequency response and perfect fidelity across the spectrum. Available in red, cerise and puce, they will match almost any outfit and suit almost any occasion. The perfect conversation stoppers. NEW FOR 2017
£109.99
orinoco threadgear VR Headset
THREADBONE |orinoco
Turn any orinoco smartphone into a virtual reality experience like no other with the revolutionary orinoco threadgear digi-optical VR headset. Want the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime or to explore the undersea world in stunning hyper-reality, then this Swiss engineered optical masterpiece is the piece of kit you've been waiting for. Wait no longer. Fully emmersive orinoco|vr games available separately.
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