Roll Call of the Fellows

 

 

VISITOR: The Rt Hon Sir Justin Case

 

MASTER: Dr Hawthorn Stragglybeard

 

COLLEGE OFFICERS:

 

PRESIDENT:  Professor Beurre Francaise (until Michaelmas 2020)

PRESIDENT ELECT: Dr Lavash Key-Reete

 

BURSAR:  Mr Pyles O’Maney

CHIEF INVESTMENTS OFFICER: Mr Bengt Pryor-Aetes 

ACCOUNTANT: Mr Keith Ledger

FELLOW FOR ALUMNI INVESTIGATION & COVERT TRACKING: Dr Cunning-Spybot

(ASSISTANT: Ms Vi Russe)

FELLOW FOR RAPE AND PILLAGE: Mr Bloodfromastone Strongarm

VANITY PROJECT DEVELOPMENT OFFICER: (External Affairs) Mr Guy Puramid-Sales

 

SENIOR FELLOWS

 

SENIOR TUTOR: Miss Anthrop

FELLOW FOR ACCESS:  Dr Kneades-Blynde

FELLOW FOR EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES & GENDER REASSIGNMENT:  Dr Evan Pley-Yingfield

FELLOW FOR AGENDA COMPLIANCE ASSURANCE: Dr Weeno Whereyuliff

FELLOW FOR STUDENT DONATIONS: Dr Wynott Start-Early

FELLOW FOR FELLOWS' WELFARE: Dr Charity Biggins-Athome 

WINE STEWARD Dr Lotsa Bottle

FELLOW FOR INTERNAL MORALE: Dr Hilie Delighted

 

JUNIOR FELLOWS

 

PART-TIME TEMPORARY FELLOW FOR STUDENT WELFARE: Dr Hugh Givsafuck

ACADEMIC REGISTRAR; Dr Barclay Cash-Point

DEPUTY ACADEMIC REGISTRAR: Dr Wan Tricke-Pony

FELLOW FOR EDUCATION & TRIPOS MATTERS: Mr Al Shalaff-Pryzes

CHAPLAIN: Monsignor Dotheboysingirls